December 2011
me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp throughout the house, slam a bunch of doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
“I’m British, I know how to queue.”
– Arthur Dent (via wholockianhunter)
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So there’s this cricket strolling leisurely across my floor okay and then I look at it and it looks at me and we’re having like a staring contest or some shit until I’m eventually like die bitch and the cricket is like no and then it hops away and I’m scared now because what if he gathers his little cricket friends and they like jump on me in my sleep man
or something
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Oh, what’s that? You can’t hang out tomorrow because you’re too busy spending time with your “other friends”?
well then
if anybody needs me, I’ll be in the background
with several cats
and optional chocolate
galacticfish replied to your post: I’m reading The Exorcist yep because I’m totally…
My friend Andrew once walked into a CUM books and asked if they had a copy of it. We ran from the guards. Boy, did we run.
You guys are brave. Like, awesome bad-ass Rambo brave.
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I’m reading The Exorcist
yep
because I’m totally a happy person
and so not crazy
or anything
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My mom had people come over for coffee this afternoon. It’s 10:30 pm and they still haven’t left. I never thought I would dislike being stranded in my room as much as I do now.
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hellochrista replied to your photo: Opened a few gifts early. The Fellowship of the…
Hi I have keychain like that but it’s YODA. Also iPhone always capitalizes YODA.
Yay for awesome Lego Star Wars keychains! :D
Also YODA
YODA
YOOODDDAAAAA okay okay sorry I’ll stop now
pinklava replied to your post: pinklava replied to your post: Last night was…
lol it’s fine, there are parts of it that can even be nice, anyways I hope everything sorts out okay for you!
Thanks, and I really hope everything turns out okay for you too :)
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pinklava replied to your post: Last night was nice. Like a warm fuzzy soppy kind…
totally in the same boat
Gosh, I’m really sorry :/
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Last night was nice. Like a warm fuzzy soppy kind of nice. You played a song for me on your guitar, and you went through the trouble of including me in the conversation. Most people just shut me out of their conversations because I don’t talk. They assume that I have nothing to say. But the thing is, I don’t talk because I’m waiting for someone to involve me. People...
alfybeltran replied to your post: alfybeltran replied to your post: alfybeltran…
because Africa is supposed to be like uncivilized. we donate money that goes to helping people in Africa go to school, and get clean, water, and not die of cholera
Well, there are many poor areas in Africa, where people live in circumstances that might be considered uncivilised, and yes, there are lots of...
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alfybeltran replied to your post: alfybeltran replied to your post: alfybeltran…
what! that’s weird. :)
Why is it weird, though?
alfybeltran replied to your post: alfybeltran replied to your post: alfybeltran…
at school we learned that there is spiders, snakes, and wild people living in Africa. what do you guys do for fun?
Contrary to popular belief, Africa is a lot more civilised than people think. We go to the mall, or the movies, or to concerts, stuff like that. But there aren’t really ‘wild...
alfybeltran replied to your post: alfybeltran replied to your post: alfybeltran…
I’m sorry, that must suck. I live in Las Vegas, Nevada one of the greatest cities in the world! your welcome to move here if you’d like.
It’s okay, actually. Most of the time, anyway. But be careful, I might just take you up on that offer :)